This is just for fun. Now you can tell people why the two party myth exists - for fools to elect such idiots as leaders. See "We ought to make the pie higher", in a debate that got him chosen as the Republicrat Candidate. ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,...
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KARL ROVE, Bush's long-time political guru and White House
advisor:
"As people do better, they start voting like Republicans...
...unless they have too much education and vote Democratic,
which proves there can be too much of a good thing."
"The dictator of Iraq is making his choice" – George W. Bush,
regarding the impending war with Iraq. Feb, 6, 2003
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the
nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and
his willingness to terrorize himself." - Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan.
29, 2003
"You're back here with my people. You're back here with the
tequila drinkers, yeah. What you need is to go up there and make
a little whoopee with the tequila drinkers, get to know them
better." - G.W. Bush from Journeys With George by Alexandra
Pelosi, debuted on HBO Nov. 5, 2002
"When I was coming up it was a dangerous world, and we knew
exactly who the they were. It was us versus them, and it was
clear who them was." - G.W. Bush from Journeys With George by
Alexandra Pelosi, debuted on HBO Nov. 5, 2002
"I can't hear you because I can't see." - G.W. Bush from Journeys
With George by Alexandra Pelosi, debuted on HBO Nov. 5, 2002
"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, it's
probably in Tennessee --that says, fool me once, shame on ...
shame on you. Fool me ... You can't get fooled again." - G.W.
Bush quoted by the Baltimore Sun - Oct 6, 2002
"We need to understand if you let kindling build up and there's a
lightning strike, you're going get yourself a big fire," - G.W. Bush
in a lame attempt to make deforestation look like a way to stop
forest fires, - Aug 22, 2002
"I know in the fall of an election year, the tendency is to focus
more on scoring political points than on making progress." -
G.W. Bush after a golf game with Bush Sr. and just before going
on a massive, multi-state, GOP fundraising campaign.
Kennebunkport, Maine. -August 3rd, 2002
"Sometimes things aren't exactly black and white when it comes
to accounting procedures ... I still haven't figured it out
completely." - Bush when asked for details about his dealings
with Harken Energy Corp., of which he was on the audit
committee. G.W. Bush's father was in office in 1990 when he
sold his Harken stock and the SEC did not pursue a case. -July
8th, 2002
"Do you have blacks too?" - Bush ignorantly asked Brazil's
President Fernando Henrique Cardoso. Reported by the
reputable German publication Der Spiegel. Rumor has it,
Condoleza Rice interupted the president and explained in brief
the African history in Brazil.
"Washington is unfortunately the kind of place where
second-guessing has become second nature," - G.W. Bush
responding to suggestions he had warnings of September 11th
before the attacks. Washington D.C., May 17th, 2002
"After all, a week ago, there were — Yasser Arafat was boarded
up in his building in Ramallah, a building full of, evidently,
German peace protestors and all kinds of people. They're now
out. He's now free to show leadership, to lead the world." - G.W.
Bush. Washington D.C., May 2nd, 2002
"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." - G.W. Bush as
quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23rd, 2002
"I've got a tool, and that's called a veto" - G.W. Bush regarding
working with congress on the budget. Washington Post, April
17th, 2002
"And so, in my State of the -- my State of the Union -- or state --
my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to
the nation -- I asked Americans to give 4,000 years --4,000 hours
over the next -- the rest of your life -- of service to America."" -
G.W. Bush. April 9th, 2002. Reported by the San Francisco Gate
(among others)
"I made up my mind that Saddam needs to go,"- G.W. Bush to
British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, April 5th, 2002
"Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of 'Hop on Pop."- G.W.
Bush speaking on educating children, April 2nd, 2002
"There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to
exist. That's the most deep thought of all. ... I can't think of
anything more deep than that right."-March 13th, 2000,
Washington, D.C.
"I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest
throughout the region."-March 13th, 2000, Washington, D.C.
"{waves hello}"- G.W. Bush waves to the blind musician, Stevie
Wonder, as reported by the Washington Post, March 6th, 2002
"It also makes sense for New York State to have a governor
whose phone calls will be returned from the White House."
-February 2002, at a fundraiser for New York's Republican
governor, George Pataki.
"It's an encroachment on the executive branch's ability to conduct
business," —Regarding Enron, January 28th, 2002
"Mother, I should have listened to you. Always chew your pretzels
before you swallow." —January 14th, 2002
"Not over my dead body will they raise your taxes!" —January
11th, 2002
"This is not an instant gratification war" —November 2nd, 2001
"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket
counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan airport."
—October 3rd, 2001 at Reagan International Airport in
Washington, D.C.
"When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a
$10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be
decisive."—September 19th, 2001
''I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe
and what I believe—I believe what I believe is right."—Rome, July
22, 2001
"It's my honor to speak to you as the leader of your country. And
the great thing about America is you don't have to listen unless
you want to." — Speaking to recently sworn in immigrants on
Ellis Island, July 10, 2001
"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the
Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for
starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're
blessed with such values in America. And I--it's--I'm a proud man
to be the nation based upon such wonderful values."—Visiting
the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa
is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."—Gothenburg,
Sweden, June 14, 2001
''I had no idea we had so many weapons, ...what do we need
them for?'' — George W. Bush, stunned when told the extent of
the U.S. nuclear arsenal, Newsweek, June 25, 2001
"It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and
incumbency." — George W. Bush, June 14, 2001. Speaking to
Swedish Prime Minister Goran Perrson, unaware that a live
television camera was still rolling.
"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person
to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at
all."—Remarks to the Hispanic Scholarship Fund Institute,
Washington, D.C., May 22, 2001
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal
shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just
unacceptable. And we're going to do something about
it."—Philadelphia, May 14, 2001
"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm
clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead." -
Washington, D.C., May 11, 2001
"It's a school full of so-called at-risk children. It's how we,
unfortunately, label certain children. It means basically they can't
learn. ... It's one of the best schools in Houston." —George W.
Bush speaking about KIPP Academy in Houston, Texas.
"Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself."—On how far
we'd be willing to go to defend Taiwan, Good Morning America,
April 25, 2001
"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been
ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country."
—George W. Bush, on the Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001
"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and
Hispanically." —George W. Bush, who meant to say
"misunderestimated"
"They misunderestimated me."—Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."—Greater
Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000
"I know the human being and fish can coexist
peacefully."-Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."-Austin,
Texas, Dec. 8, 2000
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."--Reuters, May
5, 2000
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children
learning?"-Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
"I understand small business growth. I was one."-New York
Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my
case."-Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News,
Jan. 30, 2000
"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important.
It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you
know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."—Arlington Heights, Ill.,
Oct. 24, 2000
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to
answer questions. I can't answer your
question."—Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000
"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature
because it is a product that we can find in our
neighborhoods."—Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
"The senator [McCain] has got to understand if he's going to
have—he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse
and then claim the low road."—To reporters in Florence, S.C.,
Feb. 17, 2000
"We ought to make the pie higher."—South Carolina Republican
Debate, Feb. 15, 2000
"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like
it's some kind of federal program."—Debate in St. Charles, Mo.,
Nov. 2, 2000
"It's your money. You paid for it."—LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
"It's not the governor's role to decide who goes to heaven. I
believe that God decides who goes to heaven, not George W.
Bush." -- George W. Bush, in the Houston Chronicle.
"There ought to be limits to freedom. We're aware of this [web]
site, and this guy is just a garbage man, that's all he is."
--George Jr., discussing a web site that parodies him (YIKES!)
"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to
sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening
it up." -- Bush, on David Letterman, March 2, 2000. (the audience
booed)
"I didn't -- I swear I didn't -- get into politics to feather my nest or
feather my friends' nests." —George W. Bush in the Houston
Chronicle
"You fucking son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote. We're not going
to forget this." —George W. Bush to writer and editor Al Hunt, in
front of his wife and kids, 1988
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